January 6, 2010

Another brilliant Miami Marketing Strategy

Wow, I am really going to feel a stronger connection to the Marlins now that they have dropped the "Florida" from their road jerseys and the "F" patch from their sleeve. The slow transition to becoming the Miami Marlins is finally beginning...... Like I am some sort of idiot who needs to be eased into this transition. Give me a break, Loria. Am I supposed to be exited about this? Is this finally going to make Miami a World Class City? Funny, the whole city of Miami is bankrupt and the city leaders were so obsessed with changing the name to Miami. That somehow, it would make the life of the city and people who lived their better. What a freaking joke! The Marlins really pulled one over on the City of Miami. A bankrupt city paying for a baseball stadium.....Suckers!! Well, you've got them now Miami....And now, Your Miami Marlins........Isn't life better??? Aren't you proud to be from Miami??????

October 27, 2009

Iron City Beer

Iron City Beer. Paul Rating: A. It goes down great win a Steeler win!!!!!! Next up: Broncos.........Another BIG Game!!!!

August 20, 2009

Palm Beach Zoo---Best Bargin in SoFlo?

A while back, the family went to The Palm Beach Zoo. It has to be the most affordable, kid friendly place I've been to in South Florida. One, its shaded. Your not going to die from the sun. That's good. But there is a chance, depending on the day, you might die from humidity. Be warned. It offers plenty of shade for little ones and adults alike. A big plus. Two, it's cheap. It cost around $13 something dollars for adults, a steal in my opinion. So you can imagine the relative deal for children. Three, they have a great Interactive water park fountain thing, so you can bring the kiddies swim trunks as well. Four, the animals are close. It doesn't get any better than this! Its the perfect day get-a-way for us Broward/Dade folks...Not that we need to get-a-way or anything..... So parents looking for something to do for the weekend now that school is back, this is your answer...... Go!

July 21, 2009

Thoughts After Disney

After spending a couple of days in Disney World, some Florida thoughts..
-I've never seen so many overweight people in my life. Europeans are right, we are disgusting.
- Why doesn't Broward or Dade have a gigantic, professional water theme park? Remember Atlantis anyone?
- Our local news blows Orlando's away.
-The Marlins should drop the black out of their uniforms. It's to hot a color in summer to wear.
-If I was a teenager, I'd much rather live in Orlando. The options
in South Florida for teens isn't that great.
-Who is better suited for the future, Orlando or South Florida? Disney is a Global Monster that isn't going anywhere. What do we have beside the beach?
-It was strange to wake up this morning in Orlando and say "Man, it feels cool outside....."